i want to smack the evil ladies.  i want to drown them.  they are so STUPID.  …oh, since you have a sharpie in your back pocket i think you’re going to stalk somebody to get their autograph, so i’m kicking you out!!  MAHH… yeah.

I ALMOST TOUCHED MICHAEL PHELPS.  I DID TOUCH IAN CROCKER.  I ALSO TOUCHED CULLEN JONES.  it was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

i also saw tracy!    first time in months!!!!!  i missed her.

aaaaand!

MARRYme1994: what are you doing?
Auto response from violator401: reading about human torture and physics

haha, i love my brother.  [in a brother-sister sort of way]